memo to mother nature

To: Mother Nature
From: Silver Turtle
RE: Weather
CC: Mother Earth, God, Any Other Supreme Beings

Dear Mother Nature,

If I wanted gloomy grey skies and drizzly rain for a week and a half straight, without even a glimpse of the sunshine I so need & love, I would move to Seattle. As I haven't moved to Seattle, and in fact reside in the midwestern United States, I expect weather to change at least every couple of days. Including seeing some damn sun.

I do thank you for melting all of the snow away and would be quite happy if it didn't get much colder all winter.

Sincerely,
Silver Turtle

P.S. A tsunami?! We know you have some awesome powers, but was that really necessary?